James "No Hair" Ryall

Notice the painting of the planet that perfectly mirrors his own dome.
And I suppose I can't say "no hair"... he still has a stache.

PS:

The Walking Dead

I can't say much about the comic book series, I only read the first couple volumes. The pacing was not as exciting as it should have been but it's hard enough to create tension and suspense in a comic book as it is. Other than fun zombie killings it was basically a wierd soap opera.

But AMC's adaptation is about as endearing and engaging as any television show I've ever seen. While most critics claim it has a deeper base than most zombie-related media the show still lives up to its gorefest (as shocking as it is for television). The drama, which was inevitable because of what goes on in the graphic novel, is consistant but much more real and powerful because the characters are live actors (and good ones at that) and not just drawings and font.













I can say I'm thoroughly impressed and can't wait to see more!

Hair

Dear Whole Foods,

I'm glad to see us part ways. Through the years you have helped me do most of the things I want and gave me a great way to start my young adulthood. I worked with some amazing people and made some long-time friends along the way.

Until I came to the downtown Portland store.

You are the most backwards, hypocritical, low-life scum, customer dick-sucking, garbage of a store I honostly hope you all get what's coming to you. But the fact of the matter is you are getting what's coming to you. You work at a grocery store. You will all be there forever, so comfortable with being pushed around and having to play grab-ass with every asshole customer with twenty dollar bills shoved up their ass. That's right, I'm so fed up I used 'ass' three times in a sentence.

The point is that I needed to get out one way or another. I've got better things to do. I have talents and charisma that can be used in better places for a longer period of time. I've wasted so many hours and days and stress on a completely and utterly fucked up existence.

So what I'm trying to say is, thank you. Thank you for getting me out of that funk. Thank you for helping me rid my life of the only thing keeping me down and holding me back from my passions and my real callings in life.

I hope there's no hard feelings (except my own) and good luck in your pathetic lives. You, and everyone who shops there, will ultimately die and the only thing you'll have left behind is organic entrails.

Your freed and happy slave,

Joseph Theron Estes

PS: suck it.

New Love II

L'illusionniste

I have been waiting a long time for this director and his animation studio to come out.
And, as always, foreign animation kicks our ass.
This is a huge fuck you to Pixar.
CARS 2??? REALLY?

MJ

foggy london town

Giants

mutha fuckin giants